You know your cut out for the army when:

1) You use all sorts of acronyms but have no knowledge of what they mean.

2) You raise your voice at every opportunity.

3) You like to address people as gentlemen but treat them otherwise.

4) You orgas when people shout Yes Sir/ Staff, Encik in reply to a comment u made.

5) You love the phrase "whole lot".

6) You are a strong supporter of hypocrisy.

7) You love to repeat a point many times over.

8) You love the sound of your own voice.

9) You enjoy being a bully.

10)You do things for the sake of doing with no knowledge of the rationale behind it.

11) Even if you should have a rationale, it is based on logic which is weird at best and nonsensical at the worst.

12) You come up with illogical solutions; for example to reduce food wastage you force everyone to indent all three meals.

13) You enjoy making people do things you are incapable of doing.