Well the US elections are over...so its time for us to get on with our lives...not that half of us give a rats Ass whats going on in the land of the Free....aniwae...here is some crap to chew on...
What if a Singaporean born person became the president of the USA? well...we can only speculate:
Politics:
1) The electoral boundaries will shift constantly, for eg Ohio will become part of Tenessee while Florida will combine with Texas New Mexico...so on so forth to form a huge constituency. Masuchusetts will disappear and other states will also disappear as bigger constituencies are formed. Soon there will only be five or six big Group Electoral Colleges and a person in New Mexico may be forced to vote in Washington.
2) Democrats and Republicans will either be found guilty of taking nude pictures of themselves, tax evasion, providing unlicensed public entertainment or defamation. They will become bankrupt until they are forced to leave the country
3) After a few years, there will be no more Democrats and Republicans. There will only be one party to rule them all.
4) Dynastic Rule will begin
Others:
1) There will be defamation laws and a section on the PEnal code which states that Oral Sex is a Crime
2) There will be scholarships for anyone who wants to enter the Civil Service
3) There will be National Service for all guys aged 18 and above
4) The Mortality rate for the elite Navy SEALS will increase due to more SEALS getting dunked in water by their trainers and drowning as a result
5) There will be all sorts of funny campaigns to get people to procreate.
6) One Govt Linked company will rule the rest...it could be called Washington Holdings ...etc etc
7) There will be a ranking system where schs will be ranked according to academic performance, and Streaming will be instituted. Then there will be this big huha and Americans will take to the streets to protest, only to be arrested for RIOTING. After many years there will be this Remaking USA comittee where all the proposals will be rejected.
8) Instead of one funny phalic looking object, the washington state monument will be remodelled to form one Lightning bolt.
9) The Statue of Liberty will be remodelled into an old man wielding a Lightning bolt.
Disclaimer: This is not a political website. The owner of the site has no affilation to any party whatsoever.
What if a Singaporean born person became the president of the USA? well...we can only speculate:
Politics:
1) The electoral boundaries will shift constantly, for eg Ohio will become part of Tenessee while Florida will combine with Texas New Mexico...so on so forth to form a huge constituency. Masuchusetts will disappear and other states will also disappear as bigger constituencies are formed. Soon there will only be five or six big Group Electoral Colleges and a person in New Mexico may be forced to vote in Washington.
2) Democrats and Republicans will either be found guilty of taking nude pictures of themselves, tax evasion, providing unlicensed public entertainment or defamation. They will become bankrupt until they are forced to leave the country
3) After a few years, there will be no more Democrats and Republicans. There will only be one party to rule them all.
4) Dynastic Rule will begin
Others:
1) There will be defamation laws and a section on the PEnal code which states that Oral Sex is a Crime
2) There will be scholarships for anyone who wants to enter the Civil Service
3) There will be National Service for all guys aged 18 and above
4) The Mortality rate for the elite Navy SEALS will increase due to more SEALS getting dunked in water by their trainers and drowning as a result
5) There will be all sorts of funny campaigns to get people to procreate.
6) One Govt Linked company will rule the rest...it could be called Washington Holdings ...etc etc
7) There will be a ranking system where schs will be ranked according to academic performance, and Streaming will be instituted. Then there will be this big huha and Americans will take to the streets to protest, only to be arrested for RIOTING. After many years there will be this Remaking USA comittee where all the proposals will be rejected.
8) Instead of one funny phalic looking object, the washington state monument will be remodelled to form one Lightning bolt.
9) The Statue of Liberty will be remodelled into an old man wielding a Lightning bolt.
Disclaimer: This is not a political website. The owner of the site has no affilation to any party whatsoever.
